Paradise is here!

Hello. Welcome to Loserville.

The Mayor of Loserville

This is the mayor of Loserville. He was the first loser to set foot in Loserville.

Loserville was founded September 16, 2008 by two awesome people who felt sorry for all the losers. They decided that the losers should have their own place, and that actually killed two birds with one stone. All the winners were becoming losers because of the losers' loserish aura. With the losers gone, the winners could thrive without being dragged down by the losers. YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Loserville is a L shaped island with numerous adjacent islands.

Defenses against invaders

  • Loserville civilians -- who talk the attackers to death
  • Red bean waffles -- the king invites the invaders to breakfast and feeds them with these noxious vomit-provokers
  • Projectile scorched bacon -- Although this looks delicious, it definitely does not calm your tastebuds

      • Loserville civilians' favorite foods (respectively)

      1. LARD MUFFINS!!
      2. Fried comets
      3. Barney's funny friends
          4. To learn more about Loserville, go to www.loserville.gov Go to Google Email me
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          Don't give up, Losers! You'll be cool sometime (like in a million years)!
          Don't give up, Losers! You'll be cool sometime (like in a million years)!

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