Paradise is here!

Hello. Welcome to Loserville.

The Mayor of Loserville

This is the mayor of Loserville. He was the first loser to set foot in Loserville.

Loserville was founded September 16, 2008 by two awesome people who felt sorry for all the losers. They decided that the losers should have their own place, and that actually killed two birds with one stone. All the winners were becoming losers because of the losers' loserish aura. With the losers gone, the winners could thrive without being dragged down by the losers. YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Loserville is a L shaped island with numerous adjacent islands.

There are four different classes within the royal famly:

First and most important, there are the Dorks, also known as "The Leaders of the Regal". Second, there are the Dweebs, other noble loserish families who are married to the Dorks. The Nerds are third in this list, and they are mainly Chief Advisors or the head of a department within the castle. The Mayor of Loserville is an example of a Nerd. Last but not least, there are the Weirdos, who make up all the cooking staff and butlers. All the peasants are called "normal people"(although we know they aren't).

Defenses against invaders

  • Loserville civilians -- who talk the attackers to death
  • Red bean waffles -- the king invites the invaders to breakfast and feeds them with these noxious vomit-provokers
  • Projectile scorched bacon -- Although this looks delicious, it definitely does not calm your tastebuds