This quiz will tell you what happened yesterday, and how.

Pick the month you were born in:

January--------------------I Jumped through
February------------------I drew
March --------------------I fell in love with
April-----------------------I ran over
May-----------------------I stepped on
June-----------------------I head-butted
July------------------------I punched and then ate
August -------------------I smelled
September----------------I dreamed about
October-------------------I licked
November----------------I skipped across
December----------------I tickled

 

Pick the day you were born on:

1----------a hobo
2----------the president
3----------a banana
4----------a laptop
5----------a foot
6----------a store
7----------random passerby #27
8----------a shuriken
9----------Uncle Bob
10---------your mom
11---------a teacher
12---------your sister
13---------a pokeball
14---------your face
15--------your sister
16---------your brother
17---------my toilet
18---------a book
19---------my ipod
20---------random passerby #48
21---------a rose
22---------a pair of glasses
23---------a brain
24---------a nun
25---------a water bottle
26---------Chuck Norris
27---------a snowman
28---------a prostitute
29---------a brick
30--------a flap of skin
31---------a lamp

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

Red----------Because I are edumacated.
Blue---------Because I’m sexy
Green-------Because I felt like it.
Orange------Because the FBI threatened me to
Brown------- Because a totally HOT mermaid said to.
Gray---------Because my imaginary friend, Ultimashapoocheetaroolee, wanted me to
Yellow------Because I’m awesome like that.
Purple-------Because the cosmos demanded it.
Black--------Because if I didn’t, someone else would have.
White--------Because I’m NOT insane.
Other--------- Because your mom said to
None---------Because the voices told me to

Pick the bottoms you are wearing:

Blue jeans----------and Michael Jackson helped.
Khaki---------------and your dad agreed to help.
Shorts---------------and I discovered a new dinosaur in the process.
Short shorts---------and I stole your wallet when you were laughing.
Long skirt----------and I needed to pee!
Short skirt----------and it was sooooo romantic.
Other----------------and it was totally HOT!!